Lesson 2: Ain’t No Bugs On Me

Madeline teaches “There Ain’t No Bugs On Me” on two chords on the ukulele.

Chorus:

C G
There ain’t no bugs on me, there ain’t no bugs on me.

There may be bugs on some of you mugs
C
But there ain’t no bugs on me.

Verses:

C G
Juney Bug comes in the month of June, Lightning Bug in May,
C
Bed Bug comes any ol’ time but he ain’t gonna stay.
C G
Squito he flies high, squito he flies low,
C
If old mosquito lands on me he ain’t gonna fly no more.
C G
Bull frog sittin’ on a lily pad, lookin’ up at the sky,
C
Lily pad broke and the frog fell in, got water in his eye-ball.
C G
Peanut sittin’ on a railroad track, his heart was all a-flutter,
C
Along came a train down the track, Toot Toot, peanut butter.
C G
We had a cat down on the farm, it had a ball of yarn,
C
And when the baby kittens were born they all had sweaters on.
C G
We had a goat down on the farm, it ate up old tin cans,
C
And when the baby goats were born they came in Ford sedans.
C G
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collar bone.
C
I think that he should tend the sick and leave the well alone.
C G
A farmer slipped on the old barn roof when the rotten boards gave way
C
And as he fell he shrugged and said “It’s time to hit the hay.”
C G
Little bugs have little-er bugs, sitting on their backs to bite ‘em.
C
Little-er bugs have littler-er bugs and so ad infinitum.